It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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