Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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