I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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