She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
