you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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