We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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