I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
you inspire me to be a worse person
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
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