Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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