To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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