We're like a lot better than the average bears
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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