I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Randomize
