I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
