i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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