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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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