Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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