Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Im part way to drunk.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
