Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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