We're facebook friends in real life
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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