oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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