very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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