The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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