So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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