Hey man sorry I got all grabby
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
