is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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