Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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