fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
She bit a glass in half.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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