I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
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I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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