Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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