I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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