I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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