how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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