So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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