Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize