Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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