new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
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so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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