Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
the raccoons are back...
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