Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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