like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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