white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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