She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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