omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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