hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Just invented taco cereal.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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