another moral hangover. fuck.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
she looked like the before picture.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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