ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Randomize
