Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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