You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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