nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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