You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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