Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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