she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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