The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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