The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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