I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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