oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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