in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
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I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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