Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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